sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

hilariesburton:

Favorite Skin’s Characters → Cassie Ainsworth

It’s like nobody’s fucking business.

battle-creys:

thepageofhopes:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

I hear every single one of these in his voice.

he would say some shit like this though

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even.